If you didn't though, don't worry, there's still time to make sure that you sort yourself out with some holiday cheer sex this festive season. Unfortunately for those of us who do not have signifiant others or people willing to have sex with us on the regular, the following list does require two people and, in most cases, a man and a woman. Still though, if none of the above applies to you never fear because you can enjoy yourself by half-smiling at the names of some of these Santa themed sex positions. You're on top, he's on bottom, standard enough sex scenario except there's an air of festive cheer about the place. A stunning amount of ball-play play goes down while you sit with your legs wrapped around him in a sloth-on-a-tree-like position. As penetration occurs, a lot of slow rocking is happening - just as it would be if you were travelling in a real life sleigh. You're on your elbows facing away from him. He's got your legs hoisted around his waist akin to steering a sleigh. He's pounding into you until both of you are satisfied, or you get too uncomfortable and have to stop.
Santa came last night.
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